(A parody of nothing in particular)
Since its invention, High Agency is taking the tech world by storm, rapidly inflating the S&P500 and solving problems throughout every corner of business. Though the idea was already the most important idea of the last two millennia, it was not until we had the High Agency Tricycle that the term could be made accessible to common LinkedIn and Twitter users.
What Is The Idea?
According to this historian and mathematician, the High Agency Tricycle is an image-based representation of High Agency’s core ideas. It was derived from the Low Agency Tricycle and a direct refutation of the High Agency Stool, which creator George Mack reasoned was misleading because a stool can be wobbly and a tricycle can be missing a wheel.
The three things that make up the High Agency tricycle are Bias To Action, Clear Thinking, and Disagreeability. With all three, virtually any human can ascend from ordinary to an unkillable god capable of flight, free coffee, and being Elon Musk.
What Are The Applications?
The High Agency Tricycle can be applied to any situation life throws at you. It is useful to those who seek to take control of life, instead of allowing life events such as injury and bankruptcy to take control of them.
Here is a LinkedIn post by someone who successfully employs the High Agency Tricycle to unsuccessfully attempt to get free coffee. It should be noted, however, that some of the employees he asked to obtain free coffee succeeded.
In business, the High Agency Tricycle can solve any problem, so long as the problem does not defy the laws of physics.
What Are The Implications?
The High Agency Tricycle is the cheat code with which any problem can be solved. It creates profits, solutions, and profitable solutions.
If anyone says otherwise, you can repurpose the High Agency Tricycle into a weapon. Accuse anyone who does not know what High Agency is of being low agency, then leave them a copy of the High Agency Tricycle – not the poor representation included in this blog to avoid copyright violation, but the one Mack actually created.
Can You Explain the Tricycle?
To truly take control of life and seize the day, one must disagree with naysayers and have a bias to action. One must also think clearly, and not have muddy thinking, because clear thinking is a wheel on the tricycle and without all three wheels the tricycle will be rendered useless.
Has Anyone Pushed Back On This?
Only the naysayers, and we have the tricycle for them.
Closing Thoughts
Please direct any pushback you may have to the comments section, where it will be immediately surrendered to the void that is the Tricycle.
Your comment will find itself in a domain ruled by the Tricycle.